Sunday, May 1, 2011

Quotes from the professor. Part II

As I did last semester with Andy Hollendin, I will jot down the exceptionally great, hilarious and inspirational quotes from Glenn Gass from the Music of Bob Dylan.

"I can't grade papers, if one person writes 'I love Bob Dylan, his music is cool,' I have to give them an A"

"There was no chance my mom did not hold Bob Dylan. While this might not matter to you, this is important to my life"


"Girls liked guys with a guitar back then. It's not that way now, I walk around with a guitar now and my wife is like pssssh."

"If you're gonna try marijuana for the first time, wouldn't you wanna try it from Bob Dylan?"

"I wanna get high with Bob Dylan."

" The song 'Positively 4th Street' does make 'Rolling Stone' seem like where the flowers grow."

"You're yelling over Bob Dylan, in a Bob Dylan class."

"I do my best teaching in bed"

"Don't sit there like a class. We're all friends here talking about Bob Dylan"

"My friend once owned a vintage store, of course back then they just called it a store."

"I've been asked, " Have the Beatles have come to your class, I don't know has Jesus had coffee with you lately?"

"When I held my baby for the first time it was a feeling I'll never forget. Better than any drug."

"I'm not gonna pass up a chance to show breasts...let's count them!"

"Why is that there? I don't know, I just can't get enough of Yoko Ono, any chance I get"

"We all worship Joni Mitchell, she was my first wife so it's awkward to show her."

"Does anyone know why Enya is playing?"

"You're never to famous to be embarrassed by your own mother"

"They had to spend an immense amount of money to cover the cocaine in his nostril... Ah the 70's"

"If you ever marry Bob Dylan...things can be worse"

"You're sitting around with Ron Wood and Keith Richards, you're gonna do something"

"The Pope didn't exactly embrace Rock rock n roll. They didn't have a rock fest at the Vatican"

"Keep these albums on your 'Life's Playlist.'"

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